I laughed so hard today I ruined the hymn in district meeting.
I keep checking to see if my fly is down. It never is.
Brother Jude ran over my foot with his Vespa.
I lost at Chinese checkers.
The girl at Burger king has 2 lazy eyes...
Elder Banks makes me laugh.
The mosquitoes are killing me.
The Beaulieus are getting baptized in September.
Hope I'm here for that.
Maybe we'll switch it to August